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Re: Updated Top 10
« Reply #15 on: September 07, 2021, 12:12:09 pm »
For now, this is a top "contenders" list for me. Not a top 10. Top 10 is kind of like naming your favorite NFL teams... After # 2, it doesn't really matter.

1. Jenks Maroon - (Your older brother who is good at everything. Mom and dad named him after his grandpa and dad. He has penants of all of his favorite teams up in his room, and dad bought him a big screen Mitsubishi for his room last year) Had a great very dominant showing against silver. D didn't give up many yards, and only 1 big play. Everyone knows about the offense. Intelligent, leadership focused QB, highly efficient line, and plethora of athletes to score. They run the wishbone as good as anyone and have multiple options. Commit to one of the studs, and you'll get burnt by the other. They belong here until someone still in this grade beats them.

2. Owasso White - Could almost consider them 1(b) - (Your brother's best friend who drives an IROC and always has the prettiest girls around him, but never calls them his girlfriend. Wears Air Maxs as soon as they come out and has been dunking since 7th grade. Never has money for hot dogs at the concession stands, but ends up eating 3 every Friday. Pretty sure he is sleeping with his art teacher and his parent paid tutor.) - They have some studs, some big linemen, and seem to have everything running at full throttle right now. Some of the best coaches out there at this age. Scouting, commitment, and ability to get the best out of players/athletes at this age.

3. Jenks White - (The neighbor kid who grew up playing at the private school, and just couldn't find his way when he was younger. Now his dad bought him a ton of lessons with the best trainer in the region. Now he is hitting bombs and the head coach is giving him the opportunity he has always deserved) Well coached, very competitive, and on an upward trend every season. Semaj will handle any average team on his own... great QB play... but, don't forget about that big line. Ed & crew has steadily been improving this group of linemen every year to give Semaj & crew the best chance to put up big points every game.

4. Bixby Blue - (The tall kid who always wore windbreakers and loved New Balance. He was the only one. Now, he wears Adidas and goes to the gym with his cousin. Pretty sure his cousin gives him T shots bc no 7th grader benches 225 3 times.)  New sheriff in town in Bixby. I think the transition took place last year to be honest. Adding the RB who lives to chop heads off when he runs the ball made a huge difference. Their line has always been solid, and they have some excellent coaches out here as well. The new QB def gives them another weapon, and makes an already dangerous team even more dangerous.

5. Jenks Black - (The new kid on the block who your girlfriend has been flirting with in the 4 classes that they have together. His older sister drops him off to school in her 4 door Jeep with the top off. Wears Crocs and hoodies every day. Brings a basketball to school, but doesn't play basketball. Who the hell is this kid??) - These dues have shown out early this year with their win over BXBR. Let me assure you, this wasn't just an offensive feat. They have some solid studs on D that stick their nose in where the ball is, and make stops. They will be surprising us all year long.


I'm with Mav - Outside of this top 5, it's a toss up for me right now.
BA Silver should be up there... But, with the whooping they took in Jenks, they lost out.
BXBR is just on the cusp, only because we "know how good they are".
BA Platinum should make a solid showing, and if they beat a top contender, then I will reconsider. But, for now... It's just "Come out and watch Cowboy play" for me...
Union Black - Haven't seen or heard anything about them. Until their coach just gave up all names, number, addresses, SSNs in the post above. With all of this hype, they better whoop a solid team.
Union Silver - Always been riiiiiight there but seem to choke somewhere (maybe the sidelines...........)
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« Reply #16 on: September 07, 2021, 12:22:00 pm »
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Re: Updated Top 10
« Reply #17 on: September 07, 2021, 12:31:32 pm »
Just spit out my coffee and wasn't even drinking any......
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Re: Updated Top 10
« Reply #18 on: September 13, 2021, 02:30:06 pm »
I cant believe I missed an opportunity to make fun of this last week, but I guess better late then never.  Just to be clear, any jabs for fun are at the coaches and their posts on here, not the players.

1. Owasso White -  (That uncle at the family reunion that eats the all the pepperoni pizza and blames your Grandma because she only ordered 8 pizzas.  He drives the corvette and an RV, but mooches off his parents because he forgot to save for retirement.  Hes always telling you his corvette is nice, but it gets terrible gas mileage ) - This team looks great and has depth like no other team in 7th grade.  Its a shame that a school district of this size can only put 2 teams on the field and have one team win each week by 50 and the other lose by 50.  This team has a great chance of winning it all, I just hope the 25 kids on Silver are not collateral damage from it. 

2. Bixby Blue - (That guy at work that never says a word, but just does his job and honed the basics first.  Gets overlooked because he just works and doesn't kiss the bosses butt, but when it all counts, boss goes to him to get work done.)  As the saying goes, the cream rises to the top.  Added weapons in just right spots and has the chance to show it this week.  Built a solid line in 3rd grade draft and will reap the benefits this year.  We will find out whos number one this week. 

3. Jenks Maroon - (That guy at your work that talks about youth sports over lunch, like anyone cares outside of some obscure online forum.  He always wants to to tell you how good his kid is and wants to show you video, completely oblivious to everyone mocking him from behind.  Keeps telling you they won the whole thing when their kid was 9).  Team has tons of talent and beats everyone like a drum.... during the regular season.  They really do have a threat to score on any play.  Hate playing them because even if you dominate 5 or 10 plays in a row, it only takes one seam for #5 and #13 to make you pay.     

   
4. Jenks White - (That guy you know who invested in Bitcoin early.  He's retiring early and all you do it keep telling yourself that you love work.   You keep telling
 yourself if you had all that money you would just keep working, but in reality you despise him because of it.) #22 is a stud and can literally beat the snot out of teams on his own.  He carries an attitude the whole game and then finishes with a good job guys.  This is a top team for sure, but the upper tier teams at this age can handle one kid. He will give every team more then they want.     



5. Jenks Black - (That kid in high school that barely saw the field in 9th grade, but was a stud as a Junior and Senior.  When he starts on Varsity the "cool kids" in the stands that quit after 9th grade try to talk to him about when they won their division in 9th grade and he just laughs out of pity) - Team has an absolute stud in #12, QB is solid,#4 is a solid threat and #22 will torch you to the outside.  You only need 1 good kid to be a good team in 7th grade and this team has 4 of them. 

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Re: Updated Top 10
« Reply #19 on: September 13, 2021, 03:35:40 pm »
These are hilarious!

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Re: Updated Top 10
« Reply #20 on: September 13, 2021, 04:12:10 pm »
I cant believe I missed an opportunity to make fun of this last week, but I guess better late then never.  Just to be clear, any jabs for fun are at the coaches and their posts on here, not the players.

1. Owasso White -  (That uncle at the family reunion that eats the all the pepperoni pizza and blames your Grandma because she only ordered 8 pizzas.  He drives the corvette and an RV, but mooches off his parents because he forgot to save for retirement.  Hes always telling you his corvette is nice, but it gets terrible gas mileage ) - This team looks great and has depth like no other team in 7th grade.  Its a shame that a school district of this size can only put 2 teams on the field and have one team win each week by 50 and the other lose by 50.  This team has a great chance of winning it all, I just hope the 25 kids on Silver are not collateral damage from it. 

2. Bixby Blue - (That guy at work that never says a word, but just does his job and honed the basics first.  Gets overlooked because he just works and doesn't kiss the bosses butt, but when it all counts, boss goes to him to get work done.)  As the saying goes, the cream rises to the top.  Added weapons in just right spots and has the chance to show it this week.  Built a solid line in 3rd grade draft and will reap the benefits this year.  We will find out whos number one this week. 

3. Jenks Maroon - (That guy at your work that talks about youth sports over lunch, like anyone cares outside of some obscure online forum.  He always wants to to tell you how good his kid is and wants to show you video, completely oblivious to everyone mocking him from behind.  Keeps telling you they won the whole thing when their kid was 9).  Team has tons of talent and beats everyone like a drum.... during the regular season.  They really do have a threat to score on any play.  Hate playing them because even if you dominate 5 or 10 plays in a row, it only takes one seam for #5 and #13 to make you pay.     

   
4. Jenks White - (That guy you know who invested in Bitcoin early.  He's retiring early and all you do it keep telling yourself that you love work.   You keep telling
 yourself if you had all that money you would just keep working, but in reality you despise him because of it.) #22 is a stud and can literally beat the snot out of teams on his own.  He carries an attitude the whole game and then finishes with a good job guys.  This is a top team for sure, but the upper tier teams at this age can handle one kid. He will give every team more then they want.     



5. Jenks Black - (That kid in high school that barely saw the field in 9th grade, but was a stud as a Junior and Senior.  When he starts on Varsity the "cool kids" in the stands that quit after 9th grade try to talk to him about when they won their division in 9th grade and he just laughs out of pity) - Team has an absolute stud in #12, QB is solid,#4 is a solid threat and #22 will torch you to the outside.  You only need 1 good kid to be a good team in 7th grade and this team has 4 of them.

I certainly appreciate the 1 spot from Jabsforfun, and I know its all in fun.  Looking forward to the rest of our final season with these kids in the INFC.  Hopefully we will have them prepared to excel at the next level in a big way, and I hope that for all the players and coaches in the INFC.

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Re: Updated Top 10
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