MAC, sorry but I just forgot to give you my picks this week. I live in Houston and we have these computerized signs on the freeways that advertise various road conditions. One of the things they show are “amber alerts”. A lot of the time is says missing elderly man driving a (car description and tag #)........ I’m so old that I always read these signs carefully to make sure the car they describe isn’t mine. The moral of this story is to give my advice.... Don’t get old. Anyway, that’s my excuse for not giving you my picks.

Also, I wonder why the signs never says “missing elderly woman”? Don’t they ever get lost? I told my wife that it’s because the women are sitting in the passenger seat giving instructions to the man of when to slow down, turn on the turn signals, etc.